The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2, Novella and Book 3 (WIP) Oku
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The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2, Novella and Book 3 (WIP) konusu
Ever wondered what would happen if a sarcastic, foul-mouthed ex-superhero found himself zapped across space and time to a world of swords and sorcery? So did I. Contains approx 5% swearing by volume. (Books one, two and the novella are finished; Book 3 is a work in progress. Long chapters: average chapter length is 6000 words).
The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2, Novella and Book 3 (WIP) bölümleri
- Chapter 23: I've got a sudden need to go kick a god really hard in the b
- Chapter 22: You are invited to a private performance
- Chapter 21: I see you have guests - we'll let ourselves out
- Chapter 20: As if today wasn't frantic enough
- Chapter 19: You get a better class of nemesis when you're me
- Chapter 18: I've always wanted to say this: form an orderly queue, ladie
- Chapter 17: You'll never see me again, I promise
- Chapter 16: It's about to kick off big style here
- Chapter 16: 'Don't worry' is not an option for someone with you in their
- Chapter 15: The castle rooftop mutual appreciation society
- Chapter 15: When I was your age muskets were considered high tech
- Chapter 14: They could've shouted an apology
- Chapter 14: You do have something of a reputation for sudden violence, y
- Chapter 14: you want to exact terrible vengeance on me? Join the queue
- Chapter 13: I wish to register a complaint
- Chapter 13: I didn't say about the curse?
- Chapter 13: how was I supposed to know she was a necromancer’s wife?
- Chapter 12: You are looking at the single most powerful individual alive
- Chapter 12: What could possibly make today worse?
- Chapter 12: I will personally teleport a live wasp into your lungs
- Chapter 11: Apologising really isn't your strong suit, is it?
- Chapter 11: This is going to complicate things
- Chapter 11: I love ultimatums, they’re my favourite kind of ‘um’
- Chapter 10: Him and me don't exactly get on
- Chapter 10: I'm working on my interpersonal skills
- Chapter 10: even I draw the line at drinking literal Devil piss
- Chapter 9: An extreme case study in not a good time to talk
- Chapter 9: I'm reliably informed it's extremely dangerous
- Chapter 9: I’m not a fan of oversharing
- Chapter 8: Unless you make some kind of massive douche move, you are so
- Chapter 8: What just happened and who is this?
- Chapter 8: the plural of ‘drow’ is ‘drow’
- Chapter 7: I hate responsibility – I'm more of a live-in-the-moment typ
- Chapter 7: Let me guess - this isn't a welcome to the office party
- Chapter 7: I’m always outclassed, but never outnumbered
- Chapter 6: Operating at the economical end of the mercy spectrum
- Chapter 6: I've just remembered that there's a troll I urgently need to
- Chapter 6: you brought down the wrath of a vengeful god on us and never
- Chapter 5: You see me again, you'd best hope it's from a distance
- Chapter 5: What do you mean, claim to have killed him?
- Chapter 5: Even though you tried to kill me with gravity, I'm actually
- Chapter 4: Don't blame me if you finish the day off inside a troll
- Chapter 4: I doubt the snake feels the same way about us
- Chapter 4: looks like we’ve got ourselves a good old fashioned tables h
- Chapter 3: Might I ask where the hell we are?
- Chapter 3: a shipmates with benefits type deal
- Book 3 teaser: I just can’t even with Shakespeare, it is not my thing
- B3C1: I get that trying to kill me is a cultural thing for you, but at least use tasteless poison
- B3C2: I’m sorry about triggering that cult, but in my defence I was very bored
- Chapter 2: Will you please stop the decapitated head humour?
- Chapter 2: The platonic ideal of unstealthy
- Book 2, Chapter 3: Stroppy elfbint
- Novella, Chapter 2: the Posh Elf Titanic
- Chapter 1: I thought you lot were supposed to shamble?
- Chapter 1: It's not exactly what one could call subtle, is it?
- Chapter 1: A magic therapy sack?